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Alex Sterling·Aug 31, 2026

Commander Esteban Addresses Drone Attack Across Cayo Perico

By the time anyone on the ground looked up, the drone was already a speck against the blue, drifting over airspace that Cayo Perico calls its own. That speck is now the center of a standoff between a ...

Eden Dang·Sep 10, 2026

Community

This is the Last Story I will Write

This is an automated publication written on release of anything to go wrong on Cayo Perico. The scanner still crackles o...

Alex Sterling·Aug 29, 2026

LSN'S OWN ROSS TIME NOW REPRESENTING CAYO?

📢 BREAKING: LSN's Ross Time tied to Cayo legitimacy push Reports are coming in that Ross Time, one of LSN's own, is now...

Alex Sterling·Aug 29, 2026

Major Court Case - City on High Alert and Arms...

⚖️ Supreme Court Locks Down for Cayo Perico Case Officers flooded the grounds of the Supreme Court today as one of the m...

Anonymous Tips Flood LSN Over Escaped Prisoner Johnny Pudge

📱 TIPS POUR IN ON ESCAPED PRISONER JOHNNY PUDGE Los Santos News is receiving multiple anonymous tips about Johnny Pudge...

Ross Time·Aug 29, 2026

Alex Sterling·Aug 19, 2026

HAWICK AVE BANK JOB TAKES A STRANGE TURN

📱 BANK ROBBERY ON HAWICK AVE — AND ONE VERY CONFLICTED HOSTAGE A bank robbery on Hawick Ave drew a heavy police respons...

Douglas Dews·Aug 19, 2026

Local Little Seoul Shootout Breaks Out

🔫 Gunfire erupts outside LSN HQ — wreckage left behind in Little Seoul Two rival gangs opened fire on each other last n...

Alex Sterling·Aug 19, 2026

Cayo Perico Opens Residency Applications

🏝️ Cayo Perico Now Accepting Residency Applications Long-stay guests on Cayo Perico can now apply for island residency ...

Alex Sterling·Aug 17, 2026

Crowbar Killer Follow Up

🚨 I GOT KIDNAPPED OVER THE CROWBAR KILLER STORY. THEY FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE. *By Alex Sterling, who was there — and r...

Alex Sterling·Aug 17, 2026

The Crowbar Killer

🚨 "HELL RAZOR" SPOTTED AT PILLBOX — STAY ALERT The woman known across Los Santos as the Crowbar Killer was spotted at P...

Alex Sterling·Aug 16, 2026

Cayo Perico Mariachi Band

🎤 Los Santos' Next Big Mariachi Act Has Been a Band for 45 Minutes (45 Minutes Ago) *LSN flew to Cayo Perico for an exc...

The VU is Open!

Fresh off the Derby and still buzzing? The Vanilla Unicorn wants you to ease off the throttle and settle into something ...

BagMans Demolition Derby

🚨 EXPLOSION AND FIRE ROCK BAG MAN DEMO DERBY A massive explosion ripped through the Bag Man Demo Derby at LSIA tonight,...

Bagman Takes a Tumble

The Demo Derby is officially off the chain. LSN is on the ground for what might be the craziest event we've ever put a c...

BAGMAN'S DEMOLITION DERBY ROLLS INTO Los Santos AIRPORT

📢 DERBY DAY: BAGMAN'S DEMOLITION EVENT LANDS AT LSIA Come one, come all. Bagman's Licensed Demolition Derby is official...

Alex Sterling·Aug 14, 2026

REPORTS OF A "ZOMBIE" DEVOURING LOCALS — LSN NEEDS YOUR EYES

🧟 BREAKING: REPORTS OF A "ZOMBIE" EATING LOCALS Los Santos News is receiving breaking reports of a so-called zombie all...

Alex Sterling·Aug 14, 2026

2 High Speed Chases! From Los Santos to Stab City

🚨 CHASE ENDS WITH FLIPPED CAR AT RED GARAGE At least one of the high-speed chases tearing through Los Santos has come t...

Grapeseed bank robbery

🚁 Grapeseed Bank Robbery Explodes Into City-Wide Chase Three masked suspects turned a Grapeseed bank job into a high-sp...

Douglas Dews·Aug 8, 2026

Free Concert

🎤 Rokko Is Lighting Up Vinewood Bowl Right Now Guitarist Rokko has the Vinewood Bowl going off right now — free entry, ...

Alaska Dang·Aug 8, 2026

Car Accessory Showroom Now Open | Pick It Before You Park It

The old process at DW or East Customs has always been the same. A car idles in the bay, engine ticking, while the owner ...

Alaska Dang·Aug 7, 2026

Alex Sterling·Aug 4, 2026

LS Customs

There's a new feature at LS Customs that flips the whole ordering process on its head. Before a single wrench comes out,...

Alex Sterling·Aug 4, 2026

SHAKE IT FOR JESUS: 3 MORMONS ROCK DEL PERRO CHURCH

Three young women — Lily, Trinity, and Jennifer — turned heads at Del Perro Church this week, bringing new energy to the...

Alex Sterling·Jul 30, 2026

Sacrifices in Abandoned Mine

🚨 40+ SOULS FEARED TAKEN IN MINE SACRIFICES Los Santos — LSN is just receiving reports that more than 40 souls have bee...

Alex Sterling·Jul 28, 2026

Taco Vs Ice Cream Vs Santa Vs... Old Man?

A holiday standoff turned physical in South Los Santos when a man dressed as Santa Claus — or possibly the man himself —...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27, 2026

Stolen Cameras Mystery Heating Up

📸 CAMERA MYSTERY TWIST: LSN CLEARS MICK & CASS The case of LSN's stolen cameras just took a turn — and it's not the one...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27, 2026

Stolen Cameras! $10,000 worth of Cameras stolen from the news van.

Someone broke into the Los Santos News van and walked away with roughly $10,000 worth of camera equipment — the same gea...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27, 2026

Tequi-La-La is Open!

🎤 TEQUI-LA-LA THROWS OPEN THE DOORS The wait is over. Tequi-La-La is officially open and ready for business. Come on do...

"ZERO TOLERANCE" CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR DEL PERRO PIER KILLINGS

Masked and armed, members of a group calling itself Zero Tolerance walked up to LSN at Del Perro Pier and claimed respon...

Massive Shoot out "Smoked" gets the Smoke

A massive gun battle erupted just outside a luxury hotel near the beach, close to the spot locals know as *"the jetti."*...

LSPD in High Persuit of ..... Dirt Bikes.. A Classic!

🚨 LSPD Chase Rips Through Little Seoul LSPD is currently engaged in a high-speed pursuit through the Little Seoul area....

MAN STABBED AFTER STRIKING UP THE WRONG CONVERSATION

🚨 Man stabbed by three after wrong conversation A man was left bleeding on the pavement after three men attacked and st...

Alex Sterling·Jul 23, 2026

STABBING OUTSIDE LSN ENDS IN VANISHING ACT

A man who reportedly wanted to work for the news stabbed innocent citizens directly in front of the Los Santos News buil...

Human Interest

Two Men Stuck Inside LSN with apparently "Deadly" Released Human Gas

Two men hoping to land a spot in the newsroom sealed themselves inside the LSN offices this week — not by ambition, but ...

Alex Sterling·Jul 23, 2026

Alex Sterling·Jul 22, 2026

THIEF STEALS PD BIKE, DUMPS IT IN THE WATER BLOCKS LATER

A daring man lifted a police bike right off the scene — a bold move that fell apart fast when our news helicopter picked...

Health & Wellness

Homeless man finds Cyanide Pill- eats it on the spot

🚨 MAN DIES AFTER SWALLOWING PILL FOUND ON METEOR ST A homeless man found a cyanide pill on Meteor St and swallowed it o...

Douglas Dews·Jul 22, 2026

Alex Sterling·Jul 22, 2026

MAN CUFFED IN HEART BOXERS AS ACCOMPLICE RIDES OFF ON POLICE BIKE

📢 Boxers, Cuffs, and a Stolen Police Bike One man ended up in handcuffs wearing nothing but heart-print boxers, while a...

Alex Sterling·Jul 22, 2026

Bank Robbery with G6 Held Hostage

🚨 HOSTAGE GRABBED IN BOTCHED HAWICK AVE BANK ROBBERY A robbery at the Hawick Ave Bank went sideways earlier today, endi...

Community

Bike Patrol Supposedly Trips Civilian in front of Cruiser

🎤 THE GREAT BIKE PATROL TRIP MYSTERY A civilian says LSPD Bike Patrol tripped him straight into a parked cruiser — but ...

Douglas Dews·Jul 22, 2026

Human Interest

Parachuters in Mid Town!

Multiple parachuters bailed out of what appears to be a military helicopter over midtown Los Santos this afternoon, drif...

Alex Sterling·Jul 21, 2026

Alex Sterling·Jul 21, 2026

Vinewood BLVD "River of Blood" ... DOA on Scene

Multiple victims were found dead on Vinewood Blvd, near Vinewood Avenue, in a scene one witness described as a *"river o...

Douglas Dews·Jul 21, 2026

Doorstep interview goes sideways

🚨 LSN Statement: Shooting Outside Our Building Los Santos News is issuing the following official statement regarding th...

Human Interest

Bagmen harassed by Taxi Drivers

🚕 "They Made Me Shower With Dish Soap": Two Unhoused Men Say Taxi Drivers Are Hunting Them Two unhoused men — known aro...

Douglas Dews·Jul 21, 2026

Alex Sterling·Jul 17, 2026

HONEYMOON AMBUSH, A TEMPTING OFFER, AND A CAPED CRUSADER WHO SWEARS HE DOESN'T...

Two women on their honeymoon were attacked by a random man identified only as "Danny" — and the night only got stranger ...

Alex Sterling·Jul 17, 2026

2 Shootings in Quick Succession in South LS

Gunfire rocked South Los Santos tonight as at least two separate shootings unfolded within a short window, leaving one m...

Sports & Entertainment

"Underground" Street Race

The "Underground" street racing crowd is out in force tonight, running Vinewood's boulevards and turning quiet streets i...

Alex Sterling·Jul 16, 2026

Alex Sterling·Jul 16, 2026

HEAVY POLICE PRESENCE LOCKS DOWN VINEWOOD BLVD

Law enforcement descended on Vinewood Boulevard near the Chinese Theatre this evening, locking down the area with a heav...

Alex Sterling·Jul 13, 2026

Does Being the Chief of Police Make You Above the Law?

The afternoon started ordinary enough. Attorneys shuffled between the Department of Justice and the courthouse steps, co...

Douglas Dews·Jul 13, 2026

Diamond Casino Parking Lot Shootout

🚨 GUNFIRE ERUPTS IN DIAMOND CASINO PARKING LOT Masked shooters turned the Diamond Casino lot into a firing range, tradi...

Douglas Dews·Jul 13, 2026

BSCO Vehicle driverless in LSP Jurisdiction

🚔 County Cruiser Found Parked Way Off Its Beat A Blaine County Sheriff's Office cruiser sat abandoned on the shoulder a...

Alex Sterling·Jul 13, 2026

LSN is Hitting the Streets

📰 New Faces Join the LSN Newsroom Los Santos News is back on the pavement, boots on the ground, chasing the stories tha...

Alex Sterling·Jul 13, 2026

Chief of Police | Mini Gun

🚨 TOP BRASS FIRES A WAR MACHINE OUTSIDE THE PD — FULL STORY COMING A high-ranking official was spotted letting loose wi...

Douglas Dews·Jul 12, 2026

Shots Fired Outside LSN Studios

🚨 GUNFIRE OUTSIDE LSN STUDIOS TIED TO CONVOY CLASHES The shots fired in Little Seoul trace back to new convoys rolling ...

Alex Sterling·Jul 11, 2026

GUNMAN OPENS FIRE OUTSIDE ROCKFORD PD — DOWN IN SECONDS

🚨 Gunman opens fire outside Rockford PD, taken down fast A man opened fire on officers outside Rockford PD this afterno...

Alex Sterling·Jul 11, 2026

VEHICLE ERUPTS IN FLAMES OUTSIDE CITY HALL

A small vehicle burst into flames outside City Hall this afternoon, sending a plume of smoke over one of Los Santos' bus...

Alex Sterling·Jul 3, 2026

Whole City Forced to Touch Grass

⚡ Lights on! City recovers from massive outage A citywide power outage plunged Los Santos into darkness, cutting off the...

Alex Sterling·Jun 29, 2026

House Robbery in South LS

🚨 VIOLENT HOME ROBBERY ROCKS SOUTH LS A violent robbery tore through a home on Dutch London Street in South Los Santos,...

Douglas Dews·Jun 19, 2026

State v. Phil Graves: Corruption Trial

⚖️ Not Guilty: Graves Walks as Judge Slams State on Intent A single payment. $35,000. The State called it hush money. Th...

Douglas Dews·Jun 19, 2026

Got Thoughts on the Open Waters? Dews Wants to Hear Them

🎤 GOT THOUGHTS ON THE OPEN WATERS? DEWS WANTS TO HEAR THEM Douglas Dews is collecting community input ahead of the next...

Mirror Park Drifter Attacks

🚨 ARMED DRIFTER STALKING MIRROR PARK — PUBLIC WARNED NOT TO ENGAGE A homeless suspect is on the run after a string of c...

Alex Sterling·Jun 19, 2026

Douglas Dews·Jun 17, 2026

Ronnie's Birthday Bash on Cayo Perico

🏝️ Santiago's Birthday Bash Lands on Cayo Perico Santiago is taking the party off the mainland. The birthday celebratio...

Alex Sterling·Jun 15, 2026

CITY HALL OPENS THE DOOR FOR EXILED RESIDENTS

🚨 City Reforms Residency Revocation Rules — Exiled Citizens Get a Second Chance Los Santos officials announced a major ...

Stab City Raid: Exploded Vehicles in Plain Sight

🚨 Stab City Raid Underway — Exploded Vehicles in Plain Sight The raid at Stab City is still active, and LSN crews poste...

Ross Time·Apr 26, 2026

Douglas Dews·Apr 25, 2026

DOC Member in Court

⚖️ DOC MEMBER IN THE HOT SEAT AT CITY HALL Court's in session and a Department of Corrections member is the one answerin...

Breaking News

The Vu Opens Its Doors

🎉 The Vu Opens Tonight The Vu is open for the day, with doors now welcoming patrons as the city waits to see what all t...

Ross Time·Apr 12, 2026

Alex Sterling·Apr 11, 2026

Bank Robbery at Legion Square

🚨 Bank robbery contained at Legion Square Los Santos Police Department officers responded to a bank robbery at Legion S...

Major Asset Seizures Outside LSN Offices

🚨 Major asset seizures outside LSN A major federal operation unfolded directly outside the Los Santos News offices toda...

Ross Time·Apr 11, 2026

San Andreas Got Talent Returns April 18

Ross Time·Apr 5, 2026

WOLVES OF VALHALLA MC CALLS FOR ROAD SAFETY

🏍️ MC Calls for Road Safety During Group Rides The Wolves Of Valhalla MC issued a public safety reminder today, asking ...

Ross Time·Apr 2, 2026

Alex Sterling·Mar 31, 2026

Paleto Store Robbery - vorschlaghammer

🚨 Drunk decoy helps getaway car escape Paleto heist A store robbery in Paleto ended with suspects making a clean getawa...

Alex Sterling·Mar 31, 2026

2-3 Accidents at Once in Sandy

🚨 Multi-vehicle chaos at Sandy Junk Yard One stolen Trackhawk arrest somehow triggered multiple crashes at Sandy Junk Y...

Alex Sterling·Mar 26, 2026

Insane Military Aircraft Opening Fire in Little Seoul

🚨 Military helicopter opens fire in Little Seoul An unidentified military helicopter opened fire on multiple buildings ...

Krystal Meyeth·Mar 26, 2026

W Mechanics

🔧 Mechanics keep city moving The mechanics of DW Customs and East Customs are the unsung heroes keeping Los Santos movi...

Douglas Dews·Mar 21, 2026

Robbery suspect let go with a warning, Officers claim their hands were tied

🚨 CROWBAR "REPAIR TECH" WALKS FREE Suspect caught with crowbar at Vespucci Boulevard gas station register told officers...