Robbery suspect let go with a warning, Officers claim their hands were tied

🚨 CROWBAR "REPAIR TECH" WALKS FREE

Suspect caught with crowbar at Vespucci Boulevard gas station register told officers they were just "helping fix it." LSPD had to cut them loose due to procedural constraints.

Creative career pivot or the most brazen excuse we've heard all week?

Stay tuned — we're digging into how this one slipped through the cracks.