🚨 Honeymoon Attack Ends With Marriage Proposal and a Caped Kitten Defender
Two women on their honeymoon were attacked by a random man identified only as "Danny" — and the night only got stranger from there.
At the scene, the pair fended off the assault, then turned around and offered a nearby man a spot as their third. From ambush to recruitment drive in record time.
The evening didn't wrap there. Shortly after, the LSN van came under attack from a self-described fan who, in his own words, "does not eat kittens." Witnesses described his look as, generously, a discount Batman weilding a sledge hammer.
No arrests have been confirmed, and the identities of those involved remain unclear. LSN crews walked away rattled but intact.
This city never does ordinary, does it? We'll update as more details come in.
Reported by Staff Reporter
