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BREAKING

Major Court Case - City on High Alert and Arms...

⚖️ Supreme Court Locks Down for Cayo Perico Case

Alex Sterling·Aug 29

BREAKING

HAWICK AVE BANK JOB TAKES A STRANGE TURN

📱 BANK ROBBERY ON HAWICK AVE — AND ONE VERY CONFLICTED HOSTAGE

Alex Sterling·Aug 19

Local Little Seoul Shootout Breaks Out

gunfire erupts on LSN's front step

Douglas Dews·Aug 19

BREAKING

Cayo Perico Opens Residency Applications

🏝️ Cayo Perico Now Accepting Residency Applications

Alex Sterling·Aug 19

Commander Esteban Addresses Drone Attack Across Cayo Perico This is the Last Story I will Write 🚨 LSN'S OWN ROSS TIME NOW REPRESENTING CAYO?Major Court Case - City on High Alert and Arms... Anonymous Tips Flood LSN Over Escaped Prisoner Johnny Pudge 🚨 HAWICK AVE BANK JOB TAKES A STRANGE TURN Local Little Seoul Shootout Breaks Out Cayo Perico Opens Residency Applications Crowbar Killer Follow Up The Crowbar Killer Commander Esteban Addresses Drone Attack Across Cayo Perico This is the Last Story I will Write 🚨 LSN'S OWN ROSS TIME NOW REPRESENTING CAYO?Major Court Case - City on High Alert and Arms... Anonymous Tips Flood LSN Over Escaped Prisoner Johnny Pudge 🚨 HAWICK AVE BANK JOB TAKES A STRANGE TURN Local Little Seoul Shootout Breaks Out Cayo Perico Opens Residency Applications Crowbar Killer Follow Up The Crowbar Killer

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This is the Last Story I will Write

This is an automated publication written on release of anything to go wrong on Cayo Perico. The scanner still crackles on the corner of my d...

Alex Sterling·Aug 31

LSN'S OWN ROSS TIME NOW REPRESENTING CAYO?

📢 BREAKING: LSN's Ross Time tied to Cayo legitimacy push Reports are coming in that Ross Time, one of LSN's own, is now representing the st...

Alex Sterling·Aug 29

Anonymous Tips Flood LSN Over Escaped Prisoner Johnny Pudge

📱 TIPS POUR IN ON ESCAPED PRISONER JOHNNY PUDGE Los Santos News is receiving multiple anonymous tips about Johnny Pudge, an escaped prisone...

Ross Time·Aug 29

Crowbar Killer Follow Up

🚨 I GOT KIDNAPPED OVER THE CROWBAR KILLER STORY. THEY FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE. *By Alex Sterling, who was there — and recording.* --- Last ...

Alex Sterling·Aug 17

The Crowbar Killer

🚨 "HELL RAZOR" SPOTTED AT PILLBOX — STAY ALERT The woman known across Los Santos as the Crowbar Killer was spotted at Pillbox Hospital, whe...

Alex Sterling·Aug 17

Cayo Perico Mariachi Band

🎤 Los Santos' Next Big Mariachi Act Has Been a Band for 45 Minutes (45 Minutes Ago) *LSN flew to Cayo Perico for an exclusive with the isla...

Alex Sterling·Aug 16

The VU is Open!

Fresh off the Derby and still buzzing? The Vanilla Unicorn wants you to ease off the throttle and settle into something a little more relaxe...

BagMans Demolition Derby

🚨 EXPLOSION AND FIRE ROCK BAG MAN DEMO DERBY A massive explosion ripped through the Bag Man Demo Derby at LSIA tonight, igniting a fire and...

Bagman Takes a Tumble

The Demo Derby is officially off the chain. LSN is on the ground for what might be the craziest event we've ever put a camera on — and we've...

BAGMAN'S DEMOLITION DERBY ROLLS INTO Los Santos AIRPORT

📢 DERBY DAY: BAGMAN'S DEMOLITION EVENT LANDS AT LSIA Come one, come all. Bagman's Licensed Demolition Derby is officially here, and it's ta...

REPORTS OF A "ZOMBIE" DEVOURING LOCALS — LSN NEEDS YOUR EYES

🧟 BREAKING: REPORTS OF A "ZOMBIE" EATING LOCALS Los Santos News is receiving breaking reports of a so-called zombie allegedly responsible f...

Alex Sterling·Aug 14

2 High Speed Chases! From Los Santos to Stab City

🚨 CHASE ENDS WITH FLIPPED CAR AT RED GARAGE At least one of the high-speed chases tearing through Los Santos has come to a hard stop at Red...

Alex Sterling·Aug 14

Grapeseed bank robbery

🚁 Grapeseed Bank Robbery Explodes Into City-Wide Chase Three masked suspects turned a Grapeseed bank job into a high-speed run for the city...

Douglas Dews·Aug 8

Free Concert

🎤 Rokko Is Lighting Up Vinewood Bowl Right Now Guitarist Rokko has the Vinewood Bowl going off right now — free entry, great music, no catc...

Alaska Dang·Aug 8

Car Accessory Showroom Now Open | Pick It Before You Park It

The old process at DW or East Customs has always been the same. A car idles in the bay, engine ticking, while the owner meanders around the ...

Alaska Dang·Aug 7

LS Customs

There's a new feature at LS Customs that flips the whole ordering process on its head. Before a single wrench comes out, you can now build a...

Alex Sterling·Aug 4

SHAKE IT FOR JESUS: 3 MORMONS ROCK DEL PERRO CHURCH

Three young women — Lily, Trinity, and Jennifer — turned heads at Del Perro Church this week, bringing new energy to the pews and putting th...

Alex Sterling·Aug 4

Sacrifices in Abandoned Mine

🚨 40+ SOULS FEARED TAKEN IN MINE SACRIFICES Los Santos — LSN is just receiving reports that more than 40 souls have been taken in what earl...

Alex Sterling·Jul 30

Taco Vs Ice Cream Vs Santa Vs... Old Man?

A holiday standoff turned physical in South Los Santos when a man dressed as Santa Claus — or possibly the man himself — squared off against...

Alex Sterling·Jul 28

Stolen Cameras Mystery Heating Up

📸 CAMERA MYSTERY TWIST: LSN CLEARS MICK & CASS The case of LSN's stolen cameras just took a turn — and it's not the one anyone expected. Af...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27

Stolen Cameras! $10,000 worth of Cameras stolen from the news van.

Someone broke into the Los Santos News van and walked away with roughly $10,000 worth of camera equipment — the same gear this newsroom uses...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27

Tequi-La-La is Open!

🎤 TEQUI-LA-LA THROWS OPEN THE DOORS The wait is over. Tequi-La-La is officially open and ready for business. Come on down. Grab a drink, gr...

Alex Sterling·Jul 27

"ZERO TOLERANCE" CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR DEL PERRO PIER KILLINGS

Masked and armed, members of a group calling itself Zero Tolerance walked up to LSN at Del Perro Pier and claimed responsibility for ramming...

Massive Shoot out "Smoked" gets the Smoke

A massive gun battle erupted just outside a luxury hotel near the beach, close to the spot locals know as *"the jetti."* The scale of the fi...

LSPD in High Persuit of ..... Dirt Bikes.. A Classic!

🚨 LSPD Chase Rips Through Little Seoul LSPD is currently engaged in a high-speed pursuit through the Little Seoul area. Residents and drive...

MAN STABBED AFTER STRIKING UP THE WRONG CONVERSATION

🚨 Man stabbed by three after wrong conversation A man was left bleeding on the pavement after three men attacked and stabbed him while he w...

STABBING OUTSIDE LSN ENDS IN VANISHING ACT

A man who reportedly wanted to work for the news stabbed innocent citizens directly in front of the Los Santos News building today, then swa...

Alex Sterling·Jul 23

Human Interest

Two Men Stuck Inside LSN with apparently "Deadly" Released Human Gas

Two men hoping to land a spot in the newsroom sealed themselves inside the LSN offices this week — not by ambition, but by asphyxiation of t...

Alex Sterling·Jul 23

THIEF STEALS PD BIKE, DUMPS IT IN THE WATER BLOCKS LATER

A daring man lifted a police bike right off the scene — a bold move that fell apart fast when our news helicopter picked up his trail overhe...

Alex Sterling·Jul 22

Health & Wellness

🚨 MAN DIES AFTER SWALLOWING PILL FOUND ON METEOR ST A homeless man found a cyanide pill on Meteor St and swallowed it on the spot. EMS rushed in with a stomach pump, and thankfully reached him in tim

Douglas Dews · Jul 22

MAN CUFFED IN HEART BOXERS AS ACCOMPLICE RIDES OFF ON POLICE BIKE

📢 Boxers, Cuffs, and a Stolen Police Bike One man ended up in handcuffs wearing nothing but heart-print boxers, while a second suspect made...

Alex Sterling·Jul 22

Bank Robbery with G6 Held Hostage

🚨 HOSTAGE GRABBED IN BOTCHED HAWICK AVE BANK ROBBERY A robbery at the Hawick Ave Bank went sideways earlier today, ending with a g6 man tak...

Alex Sterling·Jul 22

Community

🎤 THE GREAT BIKE PATROL TRIP MYSTERY A civilian says LSPD Bike Patrol tripped him straight into a parked cruiser — but nobody's sure if he was pushed or just lost a fight with his own two feet. Assau

Douglas Dews · Jul 22

Human Interest

Parachuters in Mid Town!

Multiple parachuters bailed out of what appears to be a military helicopter over midtown Los Santos this afternoon, drifting down toward the...

Alex Sterling·Jul 21

Vinewood BLVD "River of Blood" ... DOA on Scene

Multiple victims were found dead on Vinewood Blvd, near Vinewood Avenue, in a scene one witness described as a *"river of blood, flowing int...

Alex Sterling·Jul 21

Doorstep interview goes sideways

🚨 LSN Statement: Shooting Outside Our Building Los Santos News is issuing the following official statement regarding the shooting that took...

Douglas Dews·Jul 21

Human Interest

Bagmen harassed by Taxi Drivers

🚕 "They Made Me Shower With Dish Soap": Two Unhoused Men Say Taxi Drivers Are Hunting Them Two unhoused men — known around the city as Bagm...

Douglas Dews·Jul 21

HONEYMOON AMBUSH, A TEMPTING OFFER, AND A CAPED CRUSADER WHO SWEARS HE DOESN'T...

Two women on their honeymoon were attacked by a random man identified only as "Danny" — and the night only got stranger from there. At the s...

Alex Sterling·Jul 17

2 Shootings in Quick Succession in South LS

Gunfire rocked South Los Santos tonight as at least two separate shootings unfolded within a short window, leaving one man in a neck brace a...

Alex Sterling·Jul 17

Sports & Entertainment

"Underground" Street Race

The "Underground" street racing crowd is out in force tonight, running Vinewood's boulevards and turning quiet streets into a full-throttle ...

Alex Sterling·Jul 16

HEAVY POLICE PRESENCE LOCKS DOWN VINEWOOD BLVD

Law enforcement descended on Vinewood Boulevard near the Chinese Theatre this evening, locking down the area with a heavy multi-agency prese...

Alex Sterling·Jul 16