๐Ÿšจ Humane Labs Incident Developing

Humane Labs Confirms Escaped Subject "Neutralized" After Ebola Outbreak

Humane Labs officials confirmed today that their "main character" has neutralized the primary escapee from what sources describe as a testing incident involving Ezekiel, though the facility continues to refuse confirmation about primate experimentation on their premises.

The situation escalated when what officials describe as a "smart chimpanzee" allegedly gained access to the facility's fire-breathing truck โ€” a specialized vehicle used for Ebola disposal. The subject reportedly went berserk after potentially being employed at the facility, though details remain unclear.

Public Health Emergency

Two individuals have been confirmed infected with an Ebola strain: PinkyFionaXoxo and JourneyRoseXx. While antidotes were distributed to the Los Santos Police Department, Humane Labs reports they are out of antidote supplies for any additional public exposure cases.

The facility acknowledged that the escaped subject obtained "the heart of the monkey" and warned that if the infection begins spreading, the two confirmed cases may become transmission vectors. Citizens are advised to maintain distance from both infected individuals.

Public Safety Warning

Humane Labs issued an urgent advisory for citizens to stay clear of any chimpanzees that appear unhealthy in the area. In an unprecedented warning, they specifically cautioned the public to maintain distance if they observe "the chimp driving the fire truck."

The facility confirmed they do not offer public tours due to their animal testing operations.

This is a developing story as authorities work to contain the situation and assess the full scope of the outbreak.

Reported by Jamie Rutman