🚨 UPDATE: Cryptic Delivery Leads to Gruesome Discovery

Following the earlier threat, Los Santos News received a mysterious phone call from an unlisted number. The caller, voice distorted, instructed the newsroom to retrieve a package from a discreet location. Coordinates were later sent, accompanied by a photo of a recycling bin.

The drop location was deep in one of the city’s wealthiest neighborhoods. A veteran LSN reporter went undercover, dressed inconspicuously, and made the retrieval in the dead of night—fearful of being mistaken for a trespasser and even more unnerved by the sense of being followed.

The package, soaked in blood from the severed finger inside and buried in the recycling bin, contained a disturbing letter. The note read:

"We took Sgt. Collins this time. Kept eight fingers on him, call it a mercy. The ink on his forehead? That’s permanent. Like the mistake your boys keep making. We told you once. You didn’t listen."

Sources believe the delivery and abduction were carried out by members of the LCN—allegedly. LSN is at least somewhat thankful that this gruesome delivery wasn't left on the receptionist's desk like it was last time a finger was left. 

Stay with Los Santos News for the latest developments.

#BreakingNews #LosSantosCrime #LSN #CityOnEdge #JusticeForSteel #SgtCollins #UndercoverReport

THE RUMP RESTORATION: LOS SANTOS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT?

Date: April 2nd, 2025

By Alex Sterling

Ronald Rump launches sponsorship campaign to “Make Los Santos Great Again”

Following a turbulent but highly publicized interview with Los Santos News, Ronald Rump has officially unveiled The Rump Restoration—his citywide initiative to clean up the streets, restore order, and reclaim what he calls Los Santos' lost greatness.

The interview began with Rump recounting a recent brawl at DW Customs, where he claimed he intervened not as a politician, but as the city's self-declared “spiritual leader.” According to Rump, he stepped in to break up a fight escalating between two patrons. “If you don't defend yourself, you become a victim,” he said, calling the act one of emotionally intelligent de-escalation. Witness Luke Peterson, also present, backed Rump's account and pointed to disorganization at DW Customs as the root cause.

The conversation quickly turned broader as Rump criticized structural failures across city services—from LSPD's lack of accountability to bureaucratic chaos in public-facing institutions. His message: frustrations are boiling over, and it's time for systemic change.

His platform includes:

Police reform to reduce officer-involved shootings and abuse of power

Emotional intelligence training for public servants and civilians alike

Civic reorganization, particularly targeting the disarray in PD and city-run businesses

While addressing past missteps, Rump admitted to personal turmoil—including betrayal by a former partner, struggles with emotional coping, and public scrutiny over alleged alcoholism, which he denied. “Of course I regret the escalation,” he said, “but at least no one pulled a gun. That’s progress.”

Rump now says he's focused on building the foundation of his mayoral run—starting with sponsors. From business owners to media allies, he's calling for financial and promotional support to power the next phase of The Rump Restoration.

“This is a process,” Rump stated. “You build rapport, show the people you’re serious, and then you move on the paperwork. Some folks already think I am the mayor.”

His campaign blends spectacle with a surprisingly detailed vision—capped with the return of a familiar slogan: “Make Los Santos Great Again.”

Whether satire, substance, or somewhere in between, one thing is clear: Ronald Rump has no intention of staying quiet. Sponsorship inquiries are open now.

#RumpRestoration #MakeLosSantosGreatAgain #RumpForMayor #LosSantosPolitics #LSNExclusive

Welcoming Neighbors: LCN's Hospitality Shines

By Alex Sterling

Moving into a new neighborhood can be daunting, but thanks to the warm reception from our esteemed neighbors at LCN, we at LSN have never felt more welcome. From the moment we crossed paths, their eagerness to foster a strong community relationship was nothing short of heartwarming.

Not only did they invite us to visit their charming establishment — affectionately called their "cubby" — but they even took the time to recommend a delightful spot in the hills where we could find the freshest bacon. Yes, you read that right. Nothing brings people together quite like good company and good food.

And, of course, I must extend my personal gratitude to LCN for the opportunity to address their entire crew. After my, shall we say, less-than-warm reception when they first approached me, it was only right that I acknowledge my behavior. I’m so thankful for their graciousness in accepting my apology and their commitment to moving forward in the spirit of friendship. Truly, a humbling experience.

The way LCN has shown their commitment to building relationships is a shining example of how neighbors should support one another. They reminded us that despite the busy hustle of city life, it’s essential to take time for meaningful connections. And what better way to do that than by celebrating the strength of our community together?

With that spirit in mind, we’re thrilled to extend a warm invitation to LCN and all of Los Santos to join us at the upcoming Freedom of the Press Fundraiser. On April 5th at 4 PM EST at LSN HQ, we’ll be gathering to celebrate free speech, journalistic integrity, and the importance of truthful storytelling.

It’s the perfect opportunity to stand together as neighbors, engage in meaningful conversations, and support the values that make Los Santos a city worth calling home.

A heartfelt thank you once again to LCN for your generous hospitality. Here’s to continued goodwill and collaboration — we couldn’t ask for better neighbors.

#CommunityFirst #NeighborsMatter #FreedomOfSpeech #SupportLocalJournalism #LSN #LCN

Breaking News: LSN Under Siege - A Firsthand Account


This article has been retracted.

Date: March 28th, 2025

I’m Alex Sterling, and today I experienced something I never thought I would. While our Los Santos News team was covering a developing story, I followed behind them in another vehicle, camera in hand. It was meant to be routine coverage — but nothing about what followed was routine.

As I filmed, I watched in disbelief as a group of masked figures ambushed the news van, forcing my team inside. They were held at gunpoint, surrounded by people with massive weapons. Panic set in, but I knew one thing — my team was in there. I had to act.

I followed them to what I can only describe as their hideout, watching from across the street. My hands shook as I tried calling the police. No answer. I sent texts, hoping someone would respond. Nothing. Maybe they were too busy rushing to a house robbery with no one even there. Meanwhile, the entire LSN team was under threat. I stood frozen, knowing every second that passed could make things worse.

But I couldn’t wait. The only thing I could think was that my team needed me. So I did the only thing that came to mind: I walked in. I acted like I knew them, like I belonged. My knees were trembling, my voice cracking, but I didn’t let it show. I couldn’t falter. Not then.

I talked. And I talked. Every word I threw out bought a second for my team. I didn’t stop. I said anything and everything to keep the situation under control. And it worked… for a moment. My team was let go. But in doing so, I had talked myself into something far worse. I was now in the backseat of a car, headed who knows where, with a convoy of vehicles trailing behind.

LSN has a solid tracking system, and I knew my team was on the way. But that didn’t ease the dread. My only thought was to stall for as long as I could. I kept running my mouth. I won’t lie — I was losing it. I've had more guns pointed at me than I care to count, and I’ve even been cut by serial killers in my pursuit of the truth. But this was different. The stakes weren’t just my life; it was the freedom of the press itself.

Eventually, I was released. They even offered me a ride back, like it had all been some twisted business negotiation. But make no mistake — the threats to LSN were very real.

So how do we move forward? Do we stop reporting on violence in the city? Should we turn our focus to the latest fruit stand operation and pretend the world outside is perfectly fine? Maybe there’s a middle ground, but one thing is certain: the news will not stop. The stories will be told. The truth will be heard.

The laws protect us. The people protect us. But we cannot do it alone.

Alex Sterling
Head of Los Santos News
#FreePress #JusticeForAlex #StandWithLSN #LosSantosStrong

Excessive Taxation Sparks Outrage Among Citizens

Report by: Alex Sterling

June 18, 2024

Recent reports indicate a growing frustration among the residents of Los Santos regarding an unusual increase in the frequency of city-imposed taxes. Typically, citizens expect a single daily tax, but many are now experiencing multiple tax deductions throughout the day.

The city of Los Santos usually enforces a single daily tax to maintain its various public services and infrastructure. However, numerous residents have come forward complaining about being taxed multiple times within a single day. This has created a financial strain, especially for those already struggling to make ends meet.

Outrage has quickly spread across social media and local forums, with residents sharing their grievances and organizing to demand answers from city officials. Many feel that the extra taxation is both unfair and unlawful, particularly as it has come without any official announcement or explanation.

One local resident, Maria Lopez, shared her experience: "I've been taxed three times today alone! This isn't just a glitch; it feels like we're being squeezed dry without any justification. How are we supposed to budget for our daily needs?"

In response to the growing backlash, City Hall has acknowledged the issue but has yet to provide a detailed explanation or solution. A spokesperson for the mayor's office stated, "We are aware of the concerns raised by our citizens and are currently investigating the matter. We urge everyone to remain patient as we work towards a resolution."

While the exact cause of the multiple taxations remains unclear, some speculate it could be due to a technical error within the city's financial systems. Others fear it may be a deliberate move to boost city revenue amidst economic challenges.

The excessive taxation has had immediate effects on the community. Small business owners are particularly hard-hit, facing repeated deductions that disrupt their cash flow and operations. The broader impact includes increased anxiety and financial instability among the city's residents.

Local community leader, Alex Sterling, head of Los Santos News (LSN), emphasized the importance of transparency and swift action: "Our citizens deserve clarity and fairness. This issue must be addressed immediately to restore trust and ensure that no one is unjustly burdened."

As investigations continue, the city has promised to keep the public informed. Meanwhile, community organizations and citizen groups are mobilizing to provide support and resources to those affected by the unexpected financial strain.

Residents are encouraged to report any irregularities in their tax deductions to the city's financial department and to participate in upcoming town hall meetings. Keeping records of all transactions and taxes deducted can help in seeking refunds or adjustments once the issue is resolved.

For more updates on this developing story, stay tuned to Los Santos News.

From Trash to Trouble: The Fall of Gregory Brown in Los Santos

Report By Alex Sterling

Date: April 26th, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, the normally bustling Los Santos Freeway became the scene of chaos and violence today as a fierce gun battle erupted between rival factions. LSN reporters were on the scene to provide live coverage of the unfolding situation.

Eyewitnesses described a scene of pandemonium as gunfire rang out and vehicles swerved to avoid the crossfire. According to LT. Bradshaw of the Blaine County Sheriff's Office (BCSO), the initial reports indicated that over 20 individuals were engaged in the confrontation, exchanging gunfire in broad daylight.

BCSO officers approached the scene cautiously, taking note of the heavily armed individuals involved in the altercation. Despite the chaos, law enforcement was able to apprehend one suspect armed with an assault rifle with relatively little resistance.

The aftermath of the gun battle was grim, with EMS teams attending to multiple casualties at the scene. Roughly 10 to 15 individuals were reported as injured and in need of medical attention. The severity of their injuries varied, with some being treated for minor wounds while others required urgent care.

BCSO investigators suspect that the gun battle was the result of an ongoing feud between rival gangs, with no evidence of drug or weapon shipments found at the scene. The involvement of groups such as the La Costra Nostra (LCN) and Top Flight has raised concerns about escalating tensions within the city's criminal underworld.

As law enforcement works to maintain order and investigate the incident further, residents are urged to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities. The safety of the community remains a top priority, and efforts are underway to ensure that such violent confrontations are brought to an end.

LSN will continue to provide updates on this developing story as more information becomes available. Stay tuned for the latest updates on the Los Santos Freeway gun battle.

From Trash to Trouble: The Fall of Gregory Brown in Los Santos

Report By Alex Sterling

Date: April 22nd, 2024

Los Santos was left in shock as news spread of Gregory Brown's unexpected run-in with law enforcement. Known for his rags-to-riches story and his prominent presence in the city, Brown's recent troubles have rocked the community, leaving many questioning the true nature of his rise to prominence.

For years, Gregory Brown had been a familiar face in the community, known for his work ethic and dedication to his craft. His humble beginnings as a trash collector were a testament to his perseverance and determination to succeed in a city where opportunities abound. Through sheer grit and determination, Brown expanded his business empire to encompass fourteen trash routes, earning him respect and admiration from his peers.

The ordeal began when Brown returned home to find his door unlocked, an unusual occurrence that immediately raised suspicions. Upon further investigation, he discovered a warrant tucked away in one of his properties, shedding light on the reason behind the police's sudden interest in him.

The warrant, however, offered little insight into the motives behind the police action, leaving Brown bewildered and contemplating his next move. Eventually, he opted to surrender to the authorities, hoping to clear his name and address the allegations head-on.

What followed was a litany of charges leveled against Brown, painting a damning picture of his alleged activities. Among the charges were 29 counts of illegal ammunition possession, 3 counts of explosive charges, 5 counts of illegal weapon trafficking, 2 counts of possession of illegal weapon parts, and 1 count of class 1 drug trafficking. Additionally, he faced accusations of possessing stolen goods, further complicating his legal predicament.

Brown's arrest sent shockwaves through the community, especially among those who had admired his journey from humble beginnings to seemingly legitimate success. His reputation as a hardworking entrepreneur who had earned his wealth through sheer determination and perseverance now hung in the balance as the gravity of the charges weighed heavily upon him.

Despite the swirling rumors and speculation surrounding Brown's case, law enforcement has remained tight-lipped, offering no official statement or insight into the investigation. This silence has only fueled the public's curiosity, with many eagerly awaiting further developments in the unfolding saga.

As the community grapples with the shocking revelations surrounding Brown's alleged activities, questions linger about the true extent of his involvement and the potential implications for those associated with him. For now, Los Santos watches and waits, bracing for the next chapter in the saga of Gregory Brown's tumultuous journey.

Tragic Incident Strikes Church: Bag Man's Fiery Act

Report By Alex Sterling, Nevi Silverstone, and Eden Ray

Date: April 14, 2023

In a shocking turn of events, the tranquility of a church service was shattered by a horrifying act of self-immolation, perpetrated by an individual known locally as Bag Man or Tree Cruz. Eyewitnesses recounted the chilling moments when the assailant, Tree, poured gasoline upon himself before igniting the flammable liquid, engulfing himself in flames.

An eyewitness sitting next to Tree reported, “Tree leaned back, eyes rolled back, and said his name was Ickthar”. Further reports indicate Tree muttered something about doing this for his children to set himself free. Potentially the last straw for Tree he was heard screaming and upset in church that somebody had stolen or impounded his BMX bike.

"The most dynamic church service I have ever been a part of," remarked Father Gunther, reflecting on the surreal events that unfolded within the sacred confines of the church.

"It was very unfortunate," expressed Isabella Caponi, who was in attendance, encapsulating the collective sentiment of many congregants who witnessed the shocking display of violence.

The swift response of law enforcement prevented further casualties, as officers intervened promptly upon the ignition of the fire. Despite the heroic efforts of local citizens to subdue the flames and apprehend Bag Man, the situation escalated, leading to Bag Man's eventual deportation from the city.

In the aftermath of the tragedy, the church became a scene of chaos and anguish, with congregants grappling with the shock and horror of the ordeal. The HellHounds MC, known for their close ties to the church, provided security in the wake of the fire, offering support and reassurance to the grieving community.

Amidst the turmoil, the community has rallied to support the affected families, with an outpouring of compassion and solidarity. The church has initiated efforts to provide assistance and solace to those impacted by the tragedy, offering a beacon of hope in a time of darkness.

Despite the outpouring of support, the motive behind Bag Man's actions remains shrouded in mystery. Was it a desperate plea for help, an act of defiance, or a calculated act of violence? As the community grapples with these questions, one thing remains certain: the scars left by this tragic event will linger for years to come.

As the investigation into the incident continues, authorities are urging anyone with information to come forward. In the meantime, the community is left to mourn the loss of innocence and grapple with the unsettling reality that such atrocities can occur even within the sanctity of a place of worship.

Warning Graphic Footage:

Witness shocking live footage captured as "Tree" unleashes chaos, shooting at spilled gasoline, and igniting a blaze that engulfs bystanders. The harrowing scene unfolds as chaos erupts, leaving several individuals ablaze in a terrifying inferno.